schmelle's blog

I am a simple man (he/him, cis). I see an ostensibly young woman on the fediverse (federated universe, decentralized social media) with a cute anime avatar and Japanese name, and I immediately wanna smash.

Now. I am very aware of my own limitations and the zero possible realities in which this scenario ever happens. But a man can dream! And read another raunchy manga on fakku (CW 18+)!

If I can't fuck that German-Japanese hafu, who can I fuck?

Prostitution is legal in Germany. There's a brothel down the street from where I work. I don't know their prizes, I've never been there. I also don't really wanna go there. Or to any brothel. Feels weird.

Unfortunately I lack the financial ressources to just order an escort to my home or a hotel.

This is hopeless. We will never fuck.

Yes.

CW for furious descriptions of male masturbation (tame)

Masturbation?

This is the most likely outcome. My masturbatory practices are twofold. I first jump on my dakimakura (currently dressed in Kirino Kosaka from Oreimo) and vigorously hump her for two minutes. Once I'm close to cumming, I get up and run to the bathroom where I jerk with some toilet paper and ejaculate.

This is my process.